Jesus’ General: ‘It’s Scientific!’ Communion Host is Body of Christ
I watched the video, and I have to say, it is incredible. Apparently, someone had dropped the host, or communion wafer, onto the floor. A priest picked it up and then placed it in water hoping it would dissolve. It didn’t. Instead, it began to bleed.
The wafer was sent to a scientific lab where it was found to be composed of heart tissue. Then it was sent to a medical examiner who determined that the heart tissue belonged to someone who had been beaten and tortured. But even more miraculously, the medical examiner said the heart tissue was still beating!
Imagine that. We have Jesus Christ’s heart tissue. Personally, I think we should clone it. I know a human has never been created through cloning, but it’s Jesus, dammit, we have to try.
At the very least, we should grow it on the back of a mouse or something. Think of the boost it’d give to the wine industry if we could replace grapes with pools filled with swimming mice.
Punch out to JG’s site to see the video.